Bill Gates' Baggy Pants.

Ok isn't it redundant and stupid when you walk up to me and say i want plastic but not to heavy, and i only want a few bags. And I look at her order and its huge! WTF lady! you can kiss my ass. Are you serious lady? Im a boxboy, not a god damn magician, and regardless what i do, your gnna get mad at me anyway saying that i didnt do wht you wanted. Whatever ho.
Also I would like to start a new thing called the phrase of the day, and some time during the day you must use it at one point or another, so to get the ball rolling, today's phrase is "Big Joe".....use it wisely.