It only opens for beings with SOULS!

Jun 25, 2007 at 10:59 PM
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I have come to the conclusion that the doors at work only open for those who are pure of heart and actually have a soul. It seems like when the person is rude, and they walk to the doors, they don't open up for them! Grocery store doors have soul scanners....remember that ya'll. Also today some crazy white trash lady thought it would be funny to try to corner me into a parking space while I'm trying to push carts, and I give her this dirty look cause I'm not amused, and she just yells "dammit" and drives off. Apparently she told another girl that she thought I was someone she knew and was just playing around, and realized I wasn't that person. I'm sorry, regardless of the fact, thats not funny to play around with a 2000 pound car and pretend like your gonna run me over, your foot could of slipped and ran my ass over. Fucking bitch, I hope you die. Also at work I'm being promoted (woo!) and have to go to checking school next week some time, at least thats what I'm hearing anyway. And now I guess were gonna have to pick up all the crap that Vons/Ralphs/Albertsons are causing (THANKS ALOT BRIAN! LOL!). This strike is gonna be fun. All in all, just take from this post, that you must have a soul to exit a supermarket. White Trash women and cars aren't funny and that strikes are good and bad.